The Laughing Drake

Sins Of the Solar Empireis a RTS veary solw moveing. the game taes place in space where you take over planets in a solar sytem witch generates you cash flow and allows you to billd differnt billdings in orbit arownd them. and even played on the galxy scale with moltuple solersystums to play on. the computer AI will give you misshens agenst the other playores including other AIs wtch will allow you to inprove relations with them evntuly letting you teem up if so desierd. if you do not sucseed in the time aloted it will damage your relations. now the time they give to to do it is arown 15min it seems like plenty of time but thats deciveing movent is slow in the game so you need to start on them allmost imeditly. on a hole its a so so game uless you have the Expashen ENTRNCHMENT they did this right by playing the game online with other players the found out what need to be fixed and did a good gob doing so giveing more time to complet the quests and makeing it possible to defend your planets with out alleays haveing to rerout your fleet only to get back whay to late. with the expashen its a grate game and i look forward fo the next expashen i give this game 2 tongs and a eletric blender

Good news every one Wev have up dated are store now theres more buttens hats and even a new Tshrit all Desiend by me Spoon and it has all of your old faves done by Fork and I So Cheek it out!

That’s right. I found more crazy animals that will scare the piss out of you. The one that bothered me the most? This. It sucks your blood from inside your peehole.

Check out all these wonderful articles from the gents over at Cracked.com:

7 Terrifying Creatures You’ll Never See Coming

The 6 Biggest Assholes in the Animal Kingdom

The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World

The 6 Deadliest Creatures (That Can Fit In Your Shoe)

-Fork

So last week was spring break and like any ood colage student i had my own adventuers starting on St. pats it began so simply and speshal congraing all thosws who i knew as pats on this there day of st. hood and that thed bless meany on this there day of st. hood. When all of a sudden out of the left corner of my eye i spied me a little person gevin the day it was  i knew what it was. (more…)

Its Charity Sunday again here at LDHQ. Uncle Archie needs his meds, and its up to you to provide em. I take Jack, Cap’n, sex on the beach, pina coladas. You know, the usual.

-Archie

the last firday in feb. fork came to town it was fun we hung out fillmed stuff for the site met his new famil addishen terorised a locle wall mart and fork tought me a chopsticks a new game and how to lose at it it was good times i liked the tolent plunger bocking fot the the cleenup ile. and kicking of the drink ah good times

I have updated my gallery with 11 choice pics of mine. Thanks Archie for helping me getting it going

That’s it all I’m done finished, with smoking that is. I hope I have your support with this. It’s been three days and I’m starting to feel better and not being such an ass. so I know I am on the right path. Please keep me in your prays.

Welcome to Charity Sunday at The Laughing Drake. It’s the magical day that we beg you for money. We like money. We get naked and roll around in it, then spend it on cheap booze, hookers, and candy. Enjoy.

-Archie