The Laughing Drake

I’m doing updates. The whole site may go down. After the updates, if it works, you may lose either the ability to log into either the blog or the forum. The good news is that I’m integrating the blog and the forum so it will only take one login. How about that. Peace my Brothers. Archie out.

UPDATE: Ok, so it’s not going so well, I’m still trying to pound out these updates. Hopefully it goes more smoothly from here out.

What do you call a bee that sayes Brrrainsss

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Trainsendence: Acheaving a higher form of enlightenment through head butting an oncomeing train

paul became a better listener through  trainsendence

Hole In One: One stroke, pump or slurp to fill the tissue

Chopsticks: Wow! Fork that was quick!

Fork: What can I say? I am a master of the Hole In One!

Gerbil: A from of Mesherment like an inch, pound, or gallon.
5 Gerbil = one Ass Load

Fork is buying 3 Gerbils of Tampons if he got 2 Gerbils more he would have an ass load of tampons

I really don’t understand things like this. Juliet from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet said: “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
Very well said, Juliet. So what if a group of people decide to change the name of something? Well folks, PETA is attempting to do just that. Sea Kittens people, Sea Kittens. They want to change fish to Sea Kittens. This makes me wonder why I even attempt to live in this world. There are really people like this out there. Did they wake up one day and say “I’m going to make a difference in the world today! I’m going to start calling fish Sea Kittens.”? This sort of thing makes me want to go eat a kitten. Yes, a real Land Kitten. Go eat a dick, PETA.

-Fork

While watching more and more videos on that creepy ass mantis shrimp I found something not as scary but just as awesome.

Check out the Pistol Shrimp

Why wasn’t I told about this?

Now I’m afraid of the water. Thanks guys.

-Fork

An OLED HDTV.

An awesome tablet.

An insane camera.

A decent netbook.

Please? Are you listening CES? Oh, you are?

All I need now is the Force and a bigger penis.

-Fork

Little lesson for you guys:

I’m sure you’ve all heard of ‘Iambic Pentameter’, but do you really know what it is? Well, my friends, Fork is here to teach you.

First lets break down the words. Iambic: of or made up of iambs.

What is an iamb? It is an unaccented syllable followed by an accented one. Still with me?  It goes like this: da DUM.

Ok, pentameter: a line of verse that contains five (duh, pent- means five) metrical feet (an iamb is a metrical foot).

So the syllables in a line of verse written in iambic pentameter would be accented as so:

da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM

Shakespeare did it well:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

How does it feel to be educated?

-Fork

If you don’t frequent the forum you should head over there. There has been a lot of activity lately, mostly about zombies. Maybe its a sign that the zombie apocalypse is nigh.

-Fork

Yuletidestocker: a bigg fat man that watchs you and every thing you do be it notty or nice or in the shower aka santa, sant nick, Mr. claws