The Laughing Drake

This is a very amazing video of what would happen if we got hit by a big rock. Music by Pink Floyd.

-Fork

This is a list of all the places I have visited (spent at least one night) this year.

Al Asad, Al Anbar, Iraq

Ali Al Salem, Kuwait

Midway Park, NC

Jacksonville, NC

Raleigh, NC

Princeton, WV

Mt Vernon, IL

Lincoln, NB

Laramie, WY

Salt Lake Cit, UT

Mt Pleasant, UT

Mesquite, NV

Temecula, CA

San Diego, CA

Tierrasanta, CA

It’s been a busy year for me. I finished up a 13 month OIF deployment, got my 2nd dog, knocked Wife up for the third time, moved from one coast to the other, took my kids to Seaworld, bought a rug, watched Wife violently squeeze out a healthy boy, generally acted like a dick, and got my Net+ certification.

If anyone else tells you different, its a lie.

Thanks for the great year everyone. Now go buy my stuff.

-Fork

I hope the Holidays are seeing you well. I have been enjoying my time off of work and the time I get to spend with my family. This is the first time in four years that I have been able to be at home with them at this time of year. To share my joy, here is a song from Beaker:

-Fork

Bacon is the best Condiment. yes thats right i just said bacon is a condiment and my faveret one at that we use it on sald like salied dressing burgers like we would kechup sandwiches like mayo and backed potato like sower cream in veary little cases is it an actuual food like in a BLT or for breackfast normaly it is uesed to top are foods like any other condiment makeing them tasest better and less heathy. you can get it as a sied at most places to like andy other ondiment. so there you have it Bacon is a condiment and my favert one

Well after every this said and done talking with tmoble on the phone didnt workthey sent it to the debt colectoers who stared calling and calling and calling i tolled each one what was going on and them seemed to understand but then they would call the next day  so i becam quickly sick of it and when one offerd a around honderd dalloers of on my bill i took and paid it so the bills been paid and im now free of the tyrent tmoble but if your looking for a new phone for gods sake go with anyone other than tmoble so you dont get screwed over like i did dont belive there lies  for they will tell you anything to get you to buy a phone and steal you hard ernd money any way they can

It’s so Ten-ish, it just makes me want to grab someone and scream
IT’s the number f****ng TEN!! I wanna do the TEn!! I like to do the TEN!!
then i remember that I can’t count that high.

-Archie