The Laughing Drake

Yes, this happened. Yes, it was probably my fault that it did. And yes, that was my mothers yucca plant.

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I’ve had a hell of a week. Between trying to get everything ready for the move and having to work 100+ hours this week, I haven’t really had time to think for myself. I don’t think there will be a feature this week, but I will see what I can get up after I catch up on some sleep. One of these days I will share some of the “adventures” I have had during these long weeks. Ahh, military life is grand. Oh, and North Carolina has spiders the size of cars. Seriously.

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4th addishein is out and im mad at it!!!  Magic missle misses now. witch is a horable thing.  they give out more hit points than candy on all hallows eve. And the thing that pisssess me off more than anything elts is, they took out half orcs!!!  This pisses me off the most. Sure they added 2 coolish races to the players hand dragon blood and telfling, but whY the hell would normall sosity allow half deomens in town and not my good old frend the half orc?  And the part that pisses me off the varey most about it is they added yet another one of thows stick up my ass elf esk breeds. dont we have enuff with elf and half elf? why the hell did they have to drop a well uesed one for another pansy asss race. gnomes im sadened but under stand, but why my half orc why???

He likes zombies. He’s an expert. A collaboration between Spoon and Chopsticks. Check it out. -Fork

I seem to be talking about a lot of movies recently.  I usually don’t leave my house but in the last month I have seen at least 4 movies. The most recent one being Kung Fu Panda. I really had no intention of seeing this movie, but I promised my son that I would take him. It might possibly be that I enjoyed the movie more than he did. The thing that stuck out most to me was the art. This movie was stunning. The attention to detail in the environment was amazing. The fights were full of action and kept most of the theater-goers on the edge of their seats. I highly recommend this movie for anyone with children and for those of us who still act like children. It gets the Full Set.

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I went and saw Get Smart today. I laughed. A lot. From the trailers that I had seen I really did not expect much and I was very surprised with what was delivered. The cast gives an outstanding performance. Also, there is very little offensive material in this movie. There is violence, yes, but very little blood and very little sexual content. This one gets a Spork.

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Recently overheard:

I wonder if she’s single. -Spoon

If I was alive I’d be all over that. -Archie

I wish I was man enough to get that. -Chopsticks

Ewww. Gross. -Fork

Yeah, thank Spoon for this one. I’m going to go gouge out my eyes now.

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Well, I’ve been married for five years and I still barely understand women. My consensus is that all women are evil. I think I barely scratch the surface with that statement though. No matter what any man says, women control everything. That is, everything pertaining to men. (more…)

I love caffeine. I’m not dependent on it anymore, but I still enjoy it in many forms. The most interesting drink I’ve ever had was one I used to drink while I was in Iraq. From what I’ve been able to find on the internet, it is made in Spain and/or Saudi Arabia. I have no idea what is in it, the only English words on the can were “Boom Boom Taka Boom”. The locals would sell them too us for a dollar. I swear they throw in some special ingredients. I drank two and I was twitching for an hour. I’m trying to get some to sell here to spread the joy.

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Do it. However, know what to expect before you do. It is retarded and childish but good for a distraction and quick laugh. Just be prepared to be totally disgusted more than once, and to see Adam Sandler nude multiple times. This is not a movie for people easily offended. I had a good time seeing this one. I wouldn’t pay to see it again though.

My rating: pair of tongs and a mixer.

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Sometimes I think God has it out for all the Drakes (or just Chopsticks). Thanks go to Spoon for this week’s feature.

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