The Laughing Drake

Feature is late again, I had to work longer than expected yesterday. Please enjoy this offering.

There is a FAQ and History up in the Forum, for those of you who wish to know what we are about. Feel free to post questions there, I’m sure Spoon, Chopsticks or myself will answer quickly. (We have no lives)

-Fork

I know. I missed Friday. Here is this week’s feature. Be warned, it is disturbing and intended for mature audience.

The forum is now live. Go post. Don’t be stupid about it.

-Archie

So today i had a job interview to be the assistant manager at the STKK. The interview went great and I was told that I would know if I got the job by 5 pm tonight. Well at about 3:30 I received a call from my DM letting me know that I got the job and that I start my new position on Monday. I couldn’t be happier.

I’m here at the Naval Hospital at Camp Lejeune, waiting to find out if my daughter’s finger is broken. My son decided to slam her finger in a screen door. She started bending it so I’m pretty sure she’ll be fine. I had to hold her during the x-rays, she didn’t like that at all. The machine really scared her. DJ is freaking out though, he keeps telling us that he’s sorry. I’ve told him that its fine, that things like this happen and that she will be fine. He was thirsty and all I had was mountain dew so I gave him a sip. He’s really hyper now, and I think he forgot the whole thing. Now he’s telling some stranger about all the toys he has. Looks like he made a new friend.

-Fork

For thows who cant read my posts duew to extream creativity of my spelling i aplogiez ( i find it funny  that im doing this Becaws if you cant read it you will never know that im apallajizing 2 you cents you cant you wouldnt be able to read this ether but oh well i tryed)you C  My  posts are not edited  becus some people thought it would be funny to leave my posts un edited this is not my fault or idea i would allso like to state that chopsticks Is! so i would like to clerify that im not the only one that has bad inglesh skills just the only one that showes this badly thank you for you attempts at comperhending my gibberish

any complants contact Fork (the Edditor) and Fork@laughingdrake.com

if you need help contact Chopsticks@laughingdrake.com

I’ve always been a fan of role playing games, my first being Destiny of an Emperor on the NES. Thinking about it now, I don’t recall ever finishing it. Anyway, my all time favorite is Chrono Trigger. If you have not played it, slap yourself and go find a copy. I doubt you’ll find the original for SNES, you would have to trade your firstborn for it. There was a version released for Playstation that will probably be easier to find. I think it remains Square’s finest work. I do want to tell you about Square-Enix’s newest contribution though. Developed by the Kingdom Hearts group and available exclusively for the Nintendo DS, The World Ends With You offers an extremely different RPG experience. (more…)

Some old lady with too much makeup is checking me out right now. I hate public places. The only good thing the airport has going for it is cinnabon. Too bad there isn’t one in my terminal. Maybe I should entertain myself by flirting with her. Nope, don’t have time. They are boarding my plane now. I hate flying. I’ve done way too much of it since I’ve been in the military. At least this is more comfortable than a helicopter in Iraq.

-Fork

This week’s feature is a wonderful shot of Spoon’s cleavage. (You can see Wife in the background looking horrified) Check back next week to see what else we have decided to disturb you with.

-Fork

Sadly the visit of Fork is coming to an end. Soon he will leave us here in Utah while he runs back to his military base in North Carolina. That Bastard! But alas we must soon get together again before the end of the week. I wish we could tonight but I do not think that is a possibility. Which is sad and most depressing.

P.S. I really wanted to do this because Fork put a “P.S.” on his post.

 So its finaly Up is everyone elts as sacred as i am? To think sosity would let people do just about any thing on the internet. this just goes to show people with monney can do just about anything and all sosity can do is watch. so run run far away from this site and never return on just sit back and let  it rot your mind dont woray if you let it happen long enuff youll find this stuff funny